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HOW CAN A TURNTABLE MELT? CONSUMERS TO THE NEW METAL

Gimp rock. Every time you turn on the radio, there it is, whopping you about the ears with all the strength of a cottonwool ball. As much fun as books about little girls and puppies. As much fun as films starring Richard Dreyfuss. Overpaid, overweight Americans who open their mouths to muzak and gloop.

May 2, 1984
SYLVIE SIMMONS

HOW CAN A TURNTABLE MELT? CONSUMERS TO THE NEW METAL

SYLVIE SIMMONS

Gimp rock. Every time you turn on the radio, there it is, whopping you about the ears with all the strength of a cottonwool ball. As much fun as books about little girls and puppies. As much fun as films starring Richard Dreyfuss. Overpaid, overweight Americans who open their mouths to muzak and gloop. So if you want to hear records that stir your blood and gird your loins and hurt your ears then you got to go out and buy them. It's a tough world out there and you need all the help you can get. Opinions, as Steve Walsh says, are like assholes. Everyone's got one. Difference is, I get paid for mine every now and again, and these in my opinion are a good place to start.

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