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I have something totally, wickedly, truly important to tell you! Sting eats bananas at Porte Charles. Billy Idol eats a lemon. David Bowie finds a diamond. The B-52’s find a moldy tomato. Tom Petty throws a boot over a fence. Robert Plant throws a banana next to his radiator.

July 1, 1984

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BOY GEORGE, TOASTERS LINKED!

I have something totally, wickedly, truly important to tell you! Sting eats bananas at Porte Charles. Billy Idol eats a lemon. David Bowie finds a diamond. The B-52’s find a moldy tomato. Tom Petty throws a boot over a fence. Robert Plant throws a banana next to his radiator. Adam Ant jumps over coconuts. Peter Schilling took a ride with Santa Claus and his reindeers. Rick Savage turns into a scarecrow. Robert Plant eats a pumpkin. John Cougar Mellencamp chases aardvarks. David Bowie jumps over the moon. Big Country throws a lemon on their roof. Joe Elliott sings with the Roadrunner. Mike Reno finds a worm next to a marble. Eddie Grant eats mashed potatoes. Duran Duran eat roman candles. Greg Kihn vacuums. Boy George buys a toaster. That’s a load off my mind.

Snuffy the Fire Engine

Manchester, NH

P.S. Ed., have you eaten a raisin today?

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