Backstage
While you sit at home, alone, your copy of ROCK-SHOTS in trembling hand, there are ultra-billions of famous people out cavorting around on the money you provide for them! Doesn't this make you think a bit? I mean, what the heck—why aren't you out there cavorting?
July 2, 1984
Backstage
WHERE THE STARS TANK UP & LET THEIR IMAGES DOWN
While you sit at home, alone, your copy of ROCK-SHOTS in trembling hand, there are ultra-billions of famous people out cavorting around on the money you provide for them! Doesn't this make you think a bit? I mean, what the heck—why aren't you out there cavorting? What's that?
You have no money at all? You're on welfare? You want to kill yourself, you're so broke?
Oh! OK! Well, let's see what the big guys do, anyway!