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Van Halen Have The Hots

As usual, Van Halen lead the hard life.

January 1, 1985

As usual, Van Halen lead the hard life. Take their new video, “Hot For Teacher.” In it, they were forced to interact with beautiful women! They were forced to drive around in funny cars! And, most unbelievable of all—they were forced to act like utter morons!

Why?

Hey, how else will they ever be able to get that “Duet From Hell” recorded?

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