IRON MAIDEN SAVES THE UNIVERSE!
As everyone knows, the Earth—not to mention the solar system, galaxy and (ulp!) the entire Universe—is constantly threatened by formidable, power-crazed aliens and weird life-forms from other dimensions (probably). Its no secret they want to kill most of us, turning our men into slaves and using our women for...well, you know.
IRON MAIDEN SAVES THE UNIVERSE!
As everyone knows, the Earth—not to mention the solar system, galaxy and (ulp!) the entire Universe—is constantly threatened by formidable, power-crazed aliens and weird life-forms from other dimensions (probably). Its no secret they want to kill most of us, turning our men into slaves and using our women for...well, you know.
Little did those creatures realize they'd have to deal with Iron Maiden when they hatched their vile schemes. Remember, you many inhuman spies reading this issue solely to learn more about Earth's mightiest defenders: Iron Maiden—unlike you—have no weaknesses! You be in trouble!