BRITMETAL: Dunkirk In Vain!
Princesses with Nazis for daddies, Prime Ministers in Malaysia saying “Hello Singapore,” Adam Ant losing his hair, George Michael bursting into constant tears, the decline of western civilization itself. But how little it all means when METAL is here to bring you the news that flared trousers are making a comeback!
BRITMETAL: Dunkirk In Vain!
Sylvie Simmons
Princesses with Nazis for daddies, Prime Ministers in Malaysia saying “Hello Singapore,” Adam Ant losing his hair, George Michael bursting into constant tears, the decline of western civilization itself. But how little it all means when METAL is here to bring you the news that flared trousers are making a comeback! Or so that radar of fashionable Britain, The Face tells us. And comforting news, no doubt, for Ratt’s singer Stephen Pearcy. The little rodent’s pants, so I’m assured by my investigative journalist pals at British metalmag Kerrang, are especially made by a seamstress with a secret pocket in the crotch so’s he can stuff several pairs of socks down it and present himself as the Bulge you all know and love.
No such little troubles for John Sykes of Whitesnake. Our golden boy—who we re told has been “wowing the youngsters during an American tour, but now the British beefcake is heading home, Yankgoodness!’’—posed topless
for the Sun newspaper, pouting, windswept, and his jeans fly provocatively, nay