THE NEW METAL MAGS: READ 'EM & RUST!
*ITEM: An investigation into the bankruptcy case of a Sacramento incineration firm uncovers 16,500 aborted human fetuses preserved in a storage tank. *ITEM: A Harvard mathematician announces that even chaos has patterns. *ITEM: Popular actor Tom Bosley discloses to American public, “Close doesn’t count in trash bags.”
THE NEW METAL MAGS: READ 'EM & RUST!
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Rick Johnson
*ITEM: An investigation into the bankruptcy case of a Sacramento incineration firm uncovers 16,500 aborted human fetuses preserved in a storage tank.
*ITEM: A Harvard mathematician announces that even chaos has patterns.
*ITEM: Popular actor Tom Bosley discloses to American public, “Close doesn’t count in trash bags.”
‘ITEM: A well-known beer commerical asks, “Time: is so much of it really necessary?”
Yep, ’fraid so, fellow newshawks: the days of heavy metal are really upon us this time. If you don’t believe it, look at your favorite newsstand and you’ll find
it packed solid with new rock magazines, most of them exclusively devoted to or at the very least pandering to heavy metal music lovers.
Until now, nobody realized there were so many of 'em out there. Entire phylums of rivethead nematodes literally dying for the next Motley Crue album. Bustin’ wimp butts and banging their heads on any available hard surface. Oh well, just remember—you break it, you bought it!
Seeing as how it’s a point of honor among these Pebbles and Bamm