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Wait until next year and be the last person on your block to have your very own 1986 Bitch-Of-The-Month calendar. One that’s bound to set feminists a-fumin’, and with good reason. Filled with “things women do” (Oct. 30, 1986: stock up on Midol), and kinda nice, old b&w photos with captions underneath them (“Yes! Yes! I shot my boss! It was PMS!!”).
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This month’s Media Cool was written by J. Kordosh, Bill Holdship, Joanne Carnegie, Frank Fox and Everyone In The World With Taste.
WOMEN’S BITCHOF-THE-MONTH 1986 CALENDAR (Rockshots, Inc.)
Wait until next year and be the last person on your block to have your very own 1986 Bitch-Of-The-Month calendar. One that’s bound to set feminists a-fumin’, and with good reason. Filled with “things women do” (Oct. 30, 1986: stock up on Midol), and kinda nice, old b&w photos with captions underneath them (“Yes! Yes! I shot my boss! It was PMS!!”). Even if it is supposed to be humorous, it really isn’t. Bitch-Of-The-Month will, however, be a dan-dee conversation piece for some silly person’s office wall—guaranteed to keep the whole staff steered clear of one’s cubicle. What’s most confusing about this piece of...thing, though, is its subtitle: Classic Complaints Of The Modern Woman. No smart, modern women are anything like this. Oh, I get it...they must be kid-
ding! We can, unfortunately, expect to see 1987’s Bastard-Of-TheMonth calendar. Can’t wait. Note: This calendar is put out by Rockshots, Inc., not to be confused, please, with CREEM’s unparalleled Rock-Shots. J.C.
REVEREND WONDERFUL by Jack T. Chick (Chick Publications)