MOTLEY CRUE SPACE BEINGS OF INESTIMABLE POWER
“This place has the most disgusting bathrooms in the world," observes Tommy Lee cheerfully. As drummer for Motley Crue, which some people consider the most disgusting band in the world, he should know. “No, really," he insists. “Let me tell you about some of the graffiti.
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“This place has the most disgusting bathrooms in the world," observes Tommy Lee cheerfully. As drummer for Motley Crue, which some people consider the most disgusting band in the world, he should know. “No, really," he insists.
“Let me tell you about some of the graffiti. There’s some real sick shit in there.” He proceeds to gleefully relate the poetry budding porn-writers have inscribed on the S.I.R studio walls—in crayon. Apparently the scribes believe that the Crue have an abnormally close relationship with French Poodles. The A.S.P.C.A. would not be pleased. Lee is. He thinks it’s funny—he’s just that kinda guy.
“This is such a strange band,” he admits, laughing. “We do attract some strange fans. Expressive ones."
The band is in residency at S.I.R. for reasons other than to improve their reading skills. They’re readying themselves for a short tour of Japan.
Sending the Crue to Nipponland seems like a perfect way to retaliate for the onslaught of Japanese technology here. And it’s soooo much subtler than the bombing of Pearl Harbor. The Japanese are even looking forward to the Crue’s arrival. So much for Oriental wisdom.