THE LEFT-HANDED DICTIONARY OF THE HEAVY METAL
OK, metal mutts, let’s set all our illegal playthings aside for a minute. Hey—you guys in the corner gangisolating that vibrating grommet, cool it a sec, will ya? It’s time for some EDUCATION. I mean, like the guy on NIGHT COURT said, a filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste, so listen up.
THE LEFT-HANDED DICTIONARY OF THE HEAVY METAL
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OK, metal mutts, let’s set all our illegal playthings aside for a minute. Hey—you guys in the corner gangisolating that vibrating grommet, cool it a sec, will ya? It’s time for some EDUCATION. I mean, like the guy on NIGHT COURT said, a filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste, so listen up.
We all know what a dictionary is, correct? I know, let’s ask Yellowman! “I HAVE TO LOVE HER BEFORE I SEX HER, RIGHT?” U.R. WRONG, Yellowman! Why don’t you just go sit in a bait shop and try to look innocent for awhile until we’re done here.
Anyhoo, there are probably a few of you out there who’ve never encountered a dictionary of the lefthanded persuasion. In a nodshell, it’s a lot like the regular kind only it’s wrong and stupid and silly and stuff. Sophisticated works that they are, left-handed dictionaries are often used as a device to market otherwise useless, shamefully overpriced trade paperbacks on boring subjects like gardening, checkers or personal computers. There’s probably dozens of ’em weighing down the bargain tables at your local chain bookstore right now. GO SEE!