AC/DC

Fly On The Wall (Atlantic Video) BON JOVI Breakout GIRLSCHOOL Play Dirty Live HANOI ROCKS All Those Wasted Years HELIX

IRON MAIDEN Behind The Iron Curtain VARIOUS ARTISTS New From London (all Sony Video)

Oddly enough, the last time each of these bands played here in Detroit, I was home washing my hair. Thus I'm enormously grateful for this opportunity to see every single one of them in what must be the best setting possible: my house, You can bet it was a week I won’t soon forget!

For starters, there’s Helix, hey sure stink. This Video 45

includes an imaginative remake of Crazy Elephant’s “Gimme Gimme Good Lovin’” that must be the controversial video everyone’s always talking about. They just “play” while beautiful girls parade around for no reason other than Helix is quite ugly and they look better. There are three other videos, including one that features a female body-builder who looks pretty good, too. All told, Helix is very bad and shouldn’t be allowed to make records anymore.