OZZY DROPS THE BOMB
Some people collect plastic airline coffee stirrers. Ozzy Osbourne collects scandals. Or rather scandal—unlike the South East London garbage service—collects Ozzy, on a regular basis. New record, new scandal, here it comes, sniffing at his heels.
OZZY DROPS THE BOMB
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Sylvie Simmons
Some people collect plastic airline coffee stirrers. Ozzy Osbourne collects scandals. Or rather scandal—unlike the South East London garbage service—collects Ozzy, on a regular basis.
New record, new scandal, here it comes, sniffing at his heels. Sometimes it stops to take a bite, sometimes it pisses up his leg, most times it just trundles off to a corner and chases its own tail till we get tired of looking at it and switch the channel. But it keeps on coming around: here’s Ozzy, biting the heads off doves, bats, bullets, generally putting things in his mouth that had better off not be there and which tend to come out the other end —urinating on the Alamo, defecating in hotel flowerpots, oh that Ozzy!