BRIT BUZZ
It’s a tough life in today’s pop world. You never know when you’re going to come across Belgians or would-be assassins, and guns, machetes and Ninja weapons make such an unsightly bulge in a man’s black leather skirt. So Depeche Mode’s Martin (oh, what a nice name!)
BRIT BUZZ
Sylvie Simmons
It’s a tough life in today’s pop world. You never know when you’re going to come across Belgians or would-be assassins, and guns, machetes and Ninja weapons make such an unsightly bulge in a man’s black leather skirt. So Depeche Mode’s Martin (oh, what a nice name!) Gore has been learning a few usefully deadly chops from his bodyguard, colossal Andre. Colossal Andre used to train U.S. Marines on their way to Vietnam before growing a Mohawk and following young men in leather skirts around, so he knows about this sort of thing. For all you Soldiers of Fortune readers who picked up this fab ROCKSHOTS by mistake, here’s the new designer death-blow: a direct zap to the middle face region, pushing the nosebone into the brain. Death follows in three seconds. Steve Perry and Barry Manilow, of course, might take a little longer.
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