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QUIDNUNC'S CONFIDENTIAL!

Yes, that was George Michael be-bopping around Hollyweird wearing a ponytail! The rock star has flipped for this latest male hair craze but didn’t want to wait eight or nine months for the hairraising experience. He solved the problem by purchasing a phony pony, which he happily attaches to his real locks whenever the "hair today, gone tomorrow" mood strikes!

October 2, 1986
Michael Logan

QUIDNUNC'S CONFIDENTIAL!

Michael Logan

Yes, that was George Michael be-bopping around Hollyweird wearing a ponytail! The rock star has flipped for this latest male hair craze but didn’t want to wait eight or nine months for the hairraising experience. He solved the problem by purchasing a phony pony, which he happily attaches to his real locks whenever the "hair today, gone tomorrow" mood strikes!

Ever since filming his Under The Cherry Moon flick there, Prince has gone hog wild for the south of France. No sooner had he picked out a dream mansion to be his home away from home, though, than the neighbors put up a beef. They’re absolutely frantic that he’s going to paint the joint purple!

But folks, there’s no reason to start another French revolution! Prince is secretly admitting to his cronies that even he’s getting sick of purple and that he’ll be surprising us all by switching to another trademark color real soon.

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