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Well, looks like it's getting kind of late around here. Everybody's packing up and leaving. There go the editors-guess they're gonna go skydiving in the Bahamas again. Man, I'd kill to get one-tenth of their salaries! There goes the art department.

January 2, 1987

MAGNETS

Well, looks like it's getting kind of late around here. Everybody's packing up and leaving.

There go the editors-guess they're gonna go skydiving in the Bahamas again. Man, I'd kill to get one-tenth of their salaries! There goes the art department. Jeez-now they've got a fleet of BMW's? If only I could...Oh, what's the use?

Great. There go the secretaries. Looks like they're getting sent to Brazil this week-what's the matter, they have a bad time in Acapulco last week? Guess I'm the only guy left. And I gotta sweep the floors. Hmm...the Editor's office. Think I'll fix myself a drink. Wonder what kind of scotch he's got?

Oh my God.

Heck, he'll never notice. Delivery day's tomorrow, anyway. A case a week? That lucky jerk.

Hey. what's this on his desk? Looks like a bunch of stories or something! Hmm .1 wonder who they're about? Let's see: RATT? BON JOVI? THE ROOTS OF BLACK METAL? THE SCORPIONS LIVE BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN-A REVIEW BY METAL'S OWN JOANNE CARNEGIE? AGENT STEEL? DISCHARGE? LOUDNESS? SAXON?

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