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Seeking the Porpoise Of Life: Aquatic Secrets From . . .Bon Jovi

It’s 1 p.m. Do you know where your Slurpee is? Never mind that we are 3,000 miles distant from Jon Bon Jovi’s New Jersey roots. Even in Vancouver, B.C. (as in Canada)— a city that’s so clean and fresh-smelling it acts like a rest cure for urban blighted Statesiders—one can probe hard and unearth an "oh thank heaven, it’s 7-11.”

April 2, 1987
Toby Goldstein

Seeking the Porpoise Of Life: Aquatic Secrets From . . .Bon Jovi

Toby Goldstein

It’s 1 p.m. Do you know where your Slurpee is?

Never mind that we are 3,000 miles distant from Jon Bon Jovi’s New Jersey roots. Even in Vancouver, B.C. (as in Canada)— a city that’s so clean and fresh-smelling it acts like a rest cure for urban blighted Statesiders—one can probe hard and unearth an "oh thank heaven, it’s 7-11.” And from the bowels of said 7-11 came the Bon Jovi lad’s breakfast drink. Forget about your Miami vices; Jon’s got a Slurpee habit that’s grabbed on tight and won't let go. Well, you didn’t think those cascades of hair got that way by themselves, did’ja?

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