TIPPECANOE & MOTLEY CRUE!
YOU F.O.’S Motley Crue rules. For all of you who think otherwise, may a thousand Martians vomit turnips in your hair. Smokin’ In The Boy’s Room In Havertown, PA TAKE WHAT PERSONALLY? Don’t take this personally, but Motley Crue sucks! They are the worst band there ever was.
TIPPECANOE & MOTLEY CRUE!
More American than Johnny Rambo? Yep, that amazing quartet known as Motley Crue have done it all: released astonishing albums, played unforgettable concerts, changed the course of mighty rivers and—most importantly—generated an unbelievable amount of mail for us/ Indeed, the latest American pastime seems to be writing METAL about Motley Crue, or writing METAL about somebody who wrote METAL about Motley Crue, or writing METAL about somebody who wrote METAL about somebody else who wrote METAL...oh, hell, you know.
So enjoy this stroll through some of our most interesting, insightful letters—many of them dripping with sheer venom—on the metal band o’ the '80s. Thrill as “Radius & Seedie” proclaim the Crue dopes. Shiver with excitement as thousands of readers proclaim Radius & Seedie dead meat. Gape as the legendary Cyndi Oliver asks us for an introduction to Nikki & Co.! Chuckle as readers assess Ms. Oliver’s I.Q.! Smile with self-satisfaction as readers disembowel METAL’s video columnist, Richard Riegel, for saying bad stuff about “Smokin’ In The Boys Room”!
Then please, please write us. We haven’t read what you think about Motley Crue for microseconds now.
YOU F.O.’S