HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD
Ah, the life of a film critic. It appears glamorous, right? Private screenings Lavish press parties Beautiful starlets. Limousines to take you everywhere. And best of ail—free movies. Yes, but what kind of films are we talking about here?
HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD
CREEMEDIA
Edouard Dauphin
Ah, the life of a film critic. It appears glamorous, right? Private screenings Lavish press parties Beautiful starlets. Limousines to take you everywhere. And best of ail—free movies. Yes, but what kind of films are we talking about here? Take a look at The Dauph's calendar for this week:
Mon.—See Swiss incest movie.
Tues.—Catch caper comedy about nuns and robotic soldiers robbing the Bank of
Wed.—Screening of thriller in which crazed Vietnam veteran teams up with twin aborigines and an orphaned bear to wipe out Malibu.
Thurs.—Screwball comedy about nuns and musical ants.
Fri.—Coming of age drama of a farm girl's love for a monster who will “feast on your still-warm brains."