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BRITMETAL: "Take The 'P' Out Of Tempest..."

Congratulations! Independent researchers, numerologists and sacrificial-knife honers have determined that people who turn to Britmetal first are of a superior inquiring intelligence! Where did the Swedish Army look for the missing Joey Tempest?

September 2, 1987
Sylvie Simmons

BRITMETAL: "Take The 'P' Out Of Tempest..."

Sylvie Simmons

Congratulations! Independent researchers, numerologists and sacrificial-knife honers have determined that people who turn to Britmetal first are of a superior inquiring intelligence! Where did the Swedish Army look for the missing Joey Tempest? Britmetal! Where did Anthrax look for their lost sense of hearing? Where did David Coverdale find his lost sense of smell? Certainly wasn’t Sydneymetal! And this month’s Britmetal for superior inquiring minds tells you how you can “get” your hair like Joey Tempest’s! How you can “thrust” like David Coverdale! And how to find a new P when the old P p’s off. ..

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