DATIN’ IS A THING THAT GROWN-UPS DO!
Motley Crue are truly a bunch of fun-lovin’ guys. They run around in outfits that’re about a grade short of bacon on the USDA scale. Their composite driving record puts them in a special category usually reserved for the deceased. And like the man said, when they’ve got a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
DATIN’ IS A THING THAT GROWN-UPS DO!
MOTLEY CRUE Girls, Girls, Girls (Elektra)
Motley Crue are truly a bunch of fun-lovin’ guys. They run around in outfits that’re about a grade short of bacon on the USDA scale. Their composite driving record puts them in a special category usually reserved for the deceased. And like the man said, when they’ve got a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
As befitting such fun-types, Girls, Girts, Girls is one heck of a fun record. Like new Lava squirt-on soap, it possesses the power of pumice in liquid. Which is to say that the music’s bombastic yet fluid. It features their best riffs, hollers and production values ever. So for those of you who’ve been hoping the Crue would just go away, or maybe lift like fog, this here’s your death knell tombstone eyepoke: the killer LP you were afraid they might have in ’em.