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METAL VIDEO

Performance videos—can’t live with ’em, can’t return unused portion for refund! At least, that’s what I always say. Well, not always. Sometimes I say, “They have no morality—they’re dead,” like the old lady in Zombies Of Mora Tau, or even, “How can a disaster happen to a disaster?” as my idol Col. Klink once queried.

November 2, 1987
Rick Johnson

METAL VIDEO

Rick Johnson

Performance videos—can’t live with ’em, can’t return unused portion for refund!

At least, that’s what I always say. Well, not always. Sometimes I say, “They have no morality—they’re dead,” like the old lady in Zombies Of Mora Tau, or even, “How can a disaster happen to a disaster?” as my idol Col. Klink once queried.

Seriously, though, is this the backlash or what? In the olden days, when rock videos were as new as Rid-X, everybody complained there were too many metal vids consisting solely of the artists standing around onstage singin’ “Wooo” like they were figures to be found inside some specially-marked box. I mean, if it’s true that TV beams vamoose the planet and head on out of the solar system foreverlike, I’m worried what a superior alien civilization might think of our culture after catching those early 38 Special numbers.

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