THE 1987 CREEM READERS POLL
It’s the hap, hap, happiest time of the year: yep, it’s time to publish the results of our annual readers poll! Doubtless you’re every bit as excited about this as we are, as well you should be. Why? Because this year the results have the illusion of cohesiveness, one of our favorite illusions on this misty plane of existence.
THE 1987 CREEM READERS POLL ALL HAIL SATAN!
FEATURES
“Come back to Michigan.” -Chuck Skarsaune, Ann Arbor, MI
It’s the hap, hap, happiest time of the year: yep, it’s time to publish the results of our annual readers poll! Doubtless you’re every bit as excited about this as we are, as well you should be.
Why? Because this year the results have the illusion of cohesiveness, one of our favorite illusions on this misty plane of existence. We’ve gotten rid of most of our bad readers and kept only our good readers. Although this has reduced our circulation to roughly 40, we’re glad—we don’t care about making money off this charitable enterprise anyway. Right, Mr. Levitt?