THE LAST ANNUAL CREEM CAPTION CONTEST!
KEEP YOUR DAY JOBS! WE BEG YOU!
June 1, 1988


OK, readers ours, the results are in—in the wastebasket mostly, �cause let�s face it: much as you enjoy our photo captions, as you rightfully should, you�re not exactly living in our famed Caption Writer�s Hut.
In case you missed it, we ran a contest in our January issue asking you to write