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One day last week, my life was enlivened by 7-Up Gold and Kiss Double Platinum. Tho’ the disc package didn’t quite alleviate the bad taste Gene Simmons & Co. leave in my mouth, the six-pack o’ 7-Up Gold sure did. Nowhere near as sickly sweet as the company’s regular product, this richly-colored brew reminds me of nothin’ so much as that nectar o’ the Midwest—Vernor’s Ginger Ale.
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One day last week, my life was enlivened by 7-Up Gold and Kiss Double Platinum. Tho’ the disc package didn’t quite alleviate the bad taste Gene Simmons & Co. leave in my mouth, the six-pack o’ 7-Up Gold sure did. Nowhere near as sickly sweet as the company’s regular product, this richly-colored brew reminds me of nothin’ so much as that nectar o’ the Midwest—Vernor’s Ginger Ale. And while it’s a fine quaff in itself, 7-Up Gold’ll truly send you into orbit when mixed w/your favorite libation. Recommendations include Jim Beam (maybe one day, JB’II include 7-Up Gold in their line of prepackaged mixdrinx—hint hint), Wild Turkey and Ethanol. Conceptually, 7-Up Gold is a total success—bound to bring the co. back from the Like Cola debacle, and sure to bring you many hours o’ sippin’ pleasure—even the non-tipplers amongst ye. Diet, too.
David Sprague
MISTRESS OF THE D-CUP