When Pop Stars Rule The World!
Just think of the power that would rest in your greedy little hands. . . You could move into the Taj Mahal! Paint the White House pink and wallpaper it with Michael Hutchence posters! Have your hamster's portrait carved on Mt. Rushmore! See that your obnoxious neighbor is deported to Guam and forced to listen to Barry Manilow eight-tracks endlessly!
When Pop Stars Rule The World!
Vicki Arkoff
Just think of the power that would rest in your greedy little hands. . . You could move into the Taj Mahal! Paint the White House pink and wallpaper it with Michael Hutchence posters! Have your hamster's portrait carved on Mt. Rushmore! See that your obnoxious neighbor is deported to Guam and forced to listen to Barry Manilow eight-tracks endlessly! You could even dictate a universal ban on mustaches, leisure suits and poodles! Heeee!
If your twisted little minds can cook up such devilish deeds, what do you imagine the irrepressible Bret Michaels could come up with? Or Oingo Boingo, the Pet Shop Boys and Charlie Sexton, for that matter? What would these would-be monarchs do with all that authority within their grasp????? Read on and pray for continued democracy. . .
"If I ruled the world, I'd make everyone wear a Bret Michaels Tshirt and 'I love Bret' buttons!"
—you-know-who, POISON'S oh-so modest singer