NAMES: Joshua Sparks, Cory Murchy, Dave Knudson, Jake Snider, Alex Rose.

AGE: Too young to use finger tapping for Morse code, just right for memorizing Nintendo cheats.

FROM: That city where they throw fish at you or whatever. Can’t they just hand off like a normal person?

OCCUPATION: Turning an age-old blowjob joke into a career.

HOBBIES: Reminding the herbs that Eddie Van Halen is everywhere, not only Yes and Crimson dorks can do interesting time signatures, and 311's mantra of "Come Original" is exactly and totally not what it is or they are.

LAST BOOK YOU READ: The entirety of the Berenstein Bears series, and that ONLY. Because Berenstain Bears didn’t exist.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Finger-tapping a series of complex notes that opened up your iPhone and called an ex to say you should have been better at communication.

QUOTE: "Music is a sedative. And you put out what you put in." Which in their case was a boatload of guitar lessons.