PHOTO CAPTION COMPLAINT

Blokes & Lasses,

I know y’all aim for a certain element of snark, sass, and whatever else you mix in your coffee each working day. And to your credit, I enjoy your writing about music genres that I’m not interested in (punk, et al). However, your picture captions barely hit a sophomoric level and rarely provide any pertinent info other than an attitude of “we’re not going to provide any info and let’s throw in some high school crap that got booted the last time I tried it on the picture captions.”

No, I will not send you any pics.

Jim Rauh

Santa Clara, CA

For photo captions more your speed, please visit rollingstone.com/subscribe. -Ed.

A LESTER LETTER

Ladies and Gentlemen,