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That’s cerebral, there’s more than one kind. Jay Lee had the kind that just paralyzes half your face so it’s hard to talk and you drool a lot and it was only temporary and he doesn’t have it anymore. But even while he had it he was still able to go up to Clive Davis and sell Columbia Tom & Sharon and sell himself as a producer too.

January 1, 1972
Audie Murphy Jr.

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Audie Murphy Jr.

That’s cerebral, there’s more than one kind. Jay Lee had the kind that just paralyzes half your face so it’s hard to talk and you drool a lot and it was only temporary and he doesn’t have it anymore. But even while he had it he was still able to go up to Clive Davis and sell Columbia Tom & Sharon and sell himself as a producer too. Now he’s a rich man and the palsy he had didn’t prevent it. On the other hand cerebral palsy is never your palsy walsy, it’s mean and disgusting and it fucks up babies and they’re sometimes born with it. When they are they can’t walk a straight line and they can’t stand up. Why do they call it cerebral if it’s the legs and voice ihat’re shot to shit? Maybe because you have to think about it.

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