“Hi kids, it’s me — Jesus. Hey, look what I'm wearing on my wrist! — It’s a wristwatch with a five-color picture of me on the dial and hands attached to a crimson heart!” Well, of course. Noah’s on tv selling an ark full of polyethelene animals (Buy now — before it’s too late!), Jesus is on the radio and Boone’s Farm is pushing a new wine for hippies with the slogan Strawberry Hill Forever. You say that nothing is real? Well here’s another clue for you all: James Taylor is.