HOME: Anywhere the trailer hitch drops.

AGE: World’s youngest godfather.

PROFESSION: “Hey, I invented this thing. It’s my perogative to destroy it.

HOBBIES: Endorsing capital Bullworkers; tracing his roots (Clairol #7—Ash Blonde).

LAST BOOK READ: Theories and Techniques of Conceptual Art by Chris Burden.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Next accomplishment.

QUOTE: “ You paid five bucks and I’m makin’ ten thousand, baby— so screw ya.”

PROFILE: The man who made it happen teamed up with the man who fell to earth to kick the Eighties into gear ten years ahead of schedule. A

benevolent ruler, always willing to whip up a little work for a couple of . , t .

pie-in-the-face brats. Wild, wonderful, alive (thank God). And knows how h OW fl f*

to have a fun time in spite of it (and we do mean spite). - lM/Wi/v / vv v\s

BEER: Boy Howdy!