President Carter would like to thank the Ram-ons personally for buying this energy efficient buggy and setting a sterling example to glue sniffers everywhere. With such options as 485 air conditioning (4 windows out, 85 mph); streamlined design for the least wind resistance (the folks at Fast Freddie's A-1 Used Cars assured them the stripped-down look was definitely "in" this year); a sturdy "six" so Joey can accelerate past low-lying bums; and the lack of any option that anybody in their right mind would want to steal while the boys are quaffing brew at CBGB's or going to the discotheque a go-go, this Pinto run-run-Runaround is undoubtedly the most coveted heap-among the kids east of the Brooklyn Bridge. Anybody gotta jump?