CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDC
BOOTSY'S RUBBER BAND: "Bootsy? Player Of The Year" (Warner Bros.):: When I pay attention, I note that the slow stuff oozes along sexy as come-from-the-state-they're-named-after (back when they knew how to ooze) and the fast stuff gets over the hump just like sounds-like-Podunk (long may they wave).
July 1, 1978
CHRISTGAU CONSUMER GUIDC
DEPARTMENTS
Robert Christgau
BOOTSY'S RUBBER BAND: "Bootsy? Player Of The Year" (Warner Bros.):: When I pay attention, I note that the slow stuff oozes along sexy as come-from-the-state-they'renamed-after (back when they knew how to ooze) and the fast stuff gets over the hump just like sounds-like-Podunk (long may they wave). When I think about it, I like the joke, too. So how come I'm not fucking, dancing, or laughing? B