This is to inform you that since John Winston Ono Lennon has not produced a record, played in concert, appeared on television, or for that matter, been seen in four (4) years, we have now, for all rights and purposes, declared him legally dead.
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WE DEMAND AN AUTOPSY
This is to inform you that since John Winston Ono Lennon has not produced a record, played in concert, appeared on television, or for that matter, been seen in four (4) years, we have now, for all rights and purposes, declared him legally dead.
This was not a matter lightly taken. Rather this decision was arrived upon after long and agonizing soul search^ irig by this and many other concerned parties. We do not despise John Lennon or his memory. We merely feel a great sadness at the passing of a once alive man.
We are not insane. This is true. You have only to listen to the hours and hours of nonexistent music currently not being played by all major radio stations. Even as we speak, these unknown lyrics are on the lips of every unborn child.