SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND

(A Robert Stigwood Production) Directed by Michael Schultz

The following is a verbatim transcript of our patient Meadow Girl's reaction to the movie Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. The friends who took her say they didn't mean to bring her acid flashback on; at any rate, for the good of all victims of the drug generation, we reprint her comments here.

"I like this popcorn ... corny isn't it Peter Frampton . . . girl gingham psychedelic trucks. .. DUCKS! Lotsa bucks! Buck... teeth. Oh, the teeth. They keep coming and cutting and saying hello and they don't stop—stop! No more nitrous oxide ... the colors *.