I WAS A MONK FOR OZZY OSBOURNE!
Backstage, in the dressing room, Joanie—who's in charge of wardrobe for the Ozzy Osbourne tour—found a suitable black, satanic-looking monk's robe for me. Somebody gave me a small, box-type thing that emitted a steady light. People were giving orders: "Keep the light right beneath your face"... "Remember to walk slowly and about three feet apart"... "Don't worry, you've got plenty of time."
I WAS A MONK FOR OZZY OSBOURNE!
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MY SECRET SHAME...
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J. KORDOSH
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!
Backstage, in the dressing room, Joanie—who's in charge of wardrobe for the Ozzy Osbourne tour—found a suitable black, satanic-looking monk's robe for me. Somebody gave me a small, box-type thing that emitted a steady light. People were giving orders: "Keep the light right beneath your face"... "Remember to walk slowly and about three feet apart"... "Don't worry, you've got plenty of time." The band was already into "Centre Of Eternity," which was the monks' song...which made the monks nervous. The moment was near. I wasn't especially nervous, but there I was with all the rest, adjusting the peak of my hood, practicing with my light to make my face reflectively eerie, re-tying my rope-belt to keep my beergut at a minimum.