Lead Guitar & Vocals Randy claims to control his appetite by repeating over and over, "Think thin, eat thin, are thin," and contends that "health food sucks." There must be something to it because last tour Randy dropped 60 big ones (altho he has put 45 of 'em back on). Randy has devised at least eighteen different methods of doctoring his diet soda, to make shaking that excess just a little more bearable. A "mean" Fresca can contain either a lethal dose of lemon, lime, or orange. Randy revealed that he's heated it, frozen it, added instant coffee and mixed it with milk. Here are a few more of his favorite ways to get to the other side of the belt notch:

1. Don't eat anything white or yellow.