winter heot Vomit report

Another TV death this month — Adam West choked on a lamb bone while eating his supper. THE REVENGE OF THE SHEEP!!!!! His Yorkshire pudding remained uneaten. A buttered bun was already in his digestive tract however and since it did not leave his body in the form of b.m. it was buried with him. Not the bone tho, that was removed & thrown in the garbitch.

Who’s gonna win this year’s Emmy in the socially redeeming documentary category? Don’t ask me, I COULDN’T GIVE A FLYING SON OF A HOT COLD SHEET.

Looks like Johnny Carson’s finally entered the nineteen seventies. Maureen McGovern was on the other eve reading one of her racier poems, one that could only be classified as kwite konkrete:

A tory ticks an olo heir thin

around the

e e ars.

Duzn’t make much sense to this jaded critic’s sensibilities but god bless the old grey-haired coot for at least allowing FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION ON NAT’L TEEVEE!