winter heot Vomit report

Another TV death this month — Adam West choked on a lamb bone while eating his supper. THE REVENGE OF THE SHEEP!!!!! His Yorkshire pudding remained uneaten. A buttered bun was already in his digestive tract however and since it did not leave his body in the form of b.m. it was buried with him. Not the bone tho, that was removed & thrown in the garbitch.

Who’s gonna win this year’s Emmy in the socially redeeming documentary category? Don’t ask me, I COULDN’T GIVE A FLYING SON OF A HOT COLD SHEET.